On the bright side, at least nobody's taking it seriously.

This isn't an actual controller, it's just a marketing stunt by Ford. But, uh, Ford....I would maybe buy this.

Most Australians ask the same question every time a "serious" racing game comes out. "Does it have Bathurst," the cry goes, before being summarily rejected.

Not this time.

I don’t have a car licence. Despite my sister’s efforts to make me feel ashamed about this fact, I usually find it of no consequence. That is, unless I have to test out a racing game that simulates driving in real life. Then I’m in trouble.