Real world got you bummed out? Steam users recommend Slime Rancher.
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When I last check on my slime farm, the rock slimes had mated with my tabby cat slimes to make giant rock cats. The rock cats got so hungry they transformed into tar monsters and devoured all my chickens. It's just another day in Slime Rancher.
When the hustle and bustle of the real world brings me down, I always know there's a little piece of paradise a few clicks away. Slime Rancher is full of goopy slimes and their magical poop. If I ever need a break, I spend some time with them.
Slime Rancher is a popular new Steam game where you adventure around, vacuum up smiley little slime creatures, plop them in a cage and harvest their, um, poop. All the while, you try to stop them from growing miserable. It kills me to see them frown.
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