WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax Edition

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10:00AM January 8, 2010 | David Wildgoose

You’ve only got one more chance left to win the limited Climax edition of Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya’s hair-raising new action game. Find out how to enter and who won Thursday’s draw after the jump.

UPDATE: This competition is now closed.

Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We’ll be giving away one per day until Friday. And since Friday is today, this is the last one!

Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you’ll find:

* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging
* A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet
* A 36-page hardcover art book
* A CD of the game’s soundtrack

Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.

So how do you win?

Given Bayonetta’s rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.

Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: “There once was a girl called Bayonetta…” And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.

Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for today’s draw and the final winner will be announced tomorrow.

You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count.

Good luck!

And Thursday’s winner is… Mr Explody!

Here’s Mr Explody’s winning limerick:

There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Who’s legs just went on forever,
She looks like she’d spank me,
Slap and disgrace me,
If she were real I would totally let her

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Comments

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  • Jeremy Hore

    January 8, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    A hero was born, Bayonetta
    Whose story begins, a vendetta
    A game to behold
    A tale to Unfold
    And vengence on those who’d forget her.

  • Jeremy Hore

    January 8, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    And for those who missed it, or didnt realise, here’s the complete story, made up of all five of this weeks entries.

    There once was a Bayonetta
    Worked as a hooker in a VW Jetta
    She was generally nailin
    In the guise of Ms Palin
    And only Tina Fey could have done better.

    There once was a gal Bayonetta
    Who finally paid off her debtor
    she gave up her ways
    of taking money for lays
    And became a temp writting letters

    There once was a Miss Bayonetta
    Who dreamed her life could be better
    A witch, she became
    And sought power and fame
    And inspired awe in any who met her

    There once was a witch Bayonetta
    Who’s enemies were out to get her
    To sleep, she was set
    A spell to make her forget
    And she woke with a pair of Baretta

    A hero was born, Bayonetta
    Whose story begins, a vendetta
    A game to behold
    A tale to Unfold
    And vengence on those who’d forget her.

    While each individual entry probably isnt good enough to win, I hope you enjoyed the narrative.

    • Jay

      January 8, 2010 at 1:41 PM

      I know this isn’t an entry cause i’m really not good at these…
      PLUS i haven’t been following this competition til now…

      But did you win on the Palin one? That one is great! Well done.
      +1 to you and i would choose that to win if i were Dave.

      • Jeremy Hore

        January 8, 2010 at 2:51 PM

        No such luck. But I’m not surprised, there are so many high quality entries in this competition.

  • Crono

    January 8, 2010 at 10:15 AM

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta
    She went to the shops to buy a cornetta,
    the Australian summer so hot,
    her ice cream did not
    survive the blistering weather

  • Kieron

    January 8, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    There once was a witch, Bayonetta her name
    Her demonic hair was her claim to fame
    Though rarely they spoke
    Unless ’twas a joke
    Of her ridiculously oversized… frame

  • James

    January 8, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    Bayonetta: a woman so grand,
    That the gamers felt need to demand,
    For Deep Silver to agree
    To develop it for Wii
    So they all could ‘waggle’ with both hands.

  • Rob Hay

    January 8, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
    Whos competition was harder to win than defeating Hitler,
    But just like the Yanks,
    Ill keep grinding the cranks,
    And hopefully get that game winning letter.

  • Art Pitchford

    January 8, 2010 at 10:32 AM

    There once was a witch called Bayonetta
    Who we would write to with many love letters
    Clothed in hair
    She would make us stare
    That witch we call Bayonetta

  • Matt C

    January 8, 2010 at 10:40 AM

    There once was a tramp named bayonetta,
    Who had hair like a black English Setter
    She blew up a farce,
    And wiggled her arse,
    Letting all kinds of gamers inspect-her! ;)

    <3 limmericks

  • Paul Drummond

    January 8, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    who preforms stunts that leaves all in wonder
    so don’t be startled by her naked derriere
    as your biten by her dragon formed hair
    it feels good to nude up when you preform torture

  • Cameron Brown

    January 8, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    She liked to suck off the debt collector
    She pulled out a tit
    and whipped off her kit
    Now he likes her a little better

  • asimovy

    January 8, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    There once was a girl called bayonetta
    I swore I’d never forget’er
    But when I realised she was bare
    Except for her hair
    I wish I had never met’er

  • Jeremy

    January 8, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    The wickedly witch Bayonetta
    Is mad and she’s comin’ to get ya
    But give her a rum
    And a slap on the bum
    And if lucky you’ll climax together

  • Daniel Churcher

    January 8, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    So it’s my last chance to win Bayonetta
    the heroine clad in Hair-leather.
    A butt that won’t quit
    i’ll buy it, who gives a spit
    EB? No, EBAY is much better.

  • BennyJ

    January 8, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    Bayonetta; once a girl was named,
    With long hair which couldn’t be tamed,
    Dressed in all leather,
    A look of come-hither,
    ‘I LOVE YOU!’ I excitedly proclaimed.

  • chocolate

    January 8, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
    Controlling her movements she’ll let ya,
    Do whatever you please,
    With pink pistol to the head ease,
    You’ll find animated is even better!

  • Mr Explody

    January 8, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    Wow, Thanks very much David!

  • Susie

    January 8, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    With hazel eyes, like autumn weather
    Don’t be fooled, by her sexy heel
    The pistol attached will make you squeal
    And her arse looks sublime in tight leather

  • ShiggyNinty

    January 8, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    Bayonetta is my kind of witch,
    always seeming to scratch that itch,
    I helped her one day
    and I heard her say
    “Now you can be my bitch!”

  • DG

    January 8, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    There once was a girl, Bayonetta
    A finer looking girl? Never met’er
    As I play I will dream
    Until my wife she does scream
    And in the meantime just aim to play better!

  • Matthew Kermeen

    January 8, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    There once was a girl called Bayonetta
    She was vain and so easy to flatter
    But then she must’ve heard
    Actions speak louder than words
    Now describing her requires a French letter

  • Steven Rutledge

    January 8, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    There once was a girl named Bayonetta
    who did battle with foes in the altogether
    people said: ‘girl have some shame’
    so she opened their veins
    and she entered the fray -hair covered nethers

  • Stone

    January 8, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    Bayonetta that sexy witch magician.
    The past five days at ten, began the tradition
    First read others for insight.
    Then brainstorm my own delight.
    Will tomorrow be the day I win the last edition?

  • Stewart Walker

    January 8, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    There once was a women called Bayonetta
    Who liked all manner of guns and tight fitting leather
    With a quick flick her hair
    She catches angels unaware
    And we all get to see her without underware

  • Frank Iatrou

    January 8, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    a girl who was named Bayonetta
    her name you best not forgetter
    she has guns in hand
    and on them she stands
    she’ll kick in your head and pull the trigger

  • Old_Skool_Gamer

    January 8, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    Well as for that girl Bayonetta
    I wrote some limericks about her
    I gave it my best
    Now surely you jest
    that some other f***er will get her
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