WIN! Bayonetta’s Xbox 360 Climax Edition
You’ve only got one more chance left to win the limited Climax edition of Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya’s hair-raising new action game. Find out how to enter and who won Thursday’s draw after the jump.
UPDATE: This competition is now closed.
Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We’ll be giving away one per day until Friday. And since Friday is today, this is the last one!
Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you’ll find:
* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging
* A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet
* A 36-page hardcover art book
* A CD of the game’s soundtrack
Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.
So how do you win?
Given Bayonetta’s rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.
Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: “There once was a girl called Bayonetta…” And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.
Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for today’s draw and the final winner will be announced tomorrow.
You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count.
Good luck!
And Thursday’s winner is… Mr Explody!
Here’s Mr Explody’s winning limerick:
There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Who’s legs just went on forever,
She looks like she’d spank me,
Slap and disgrace me,
If she were real I would totally let her
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Comments
A hero was born, Bayonetta
Whose story begins, a vendetta
A game to behold
A tale to Unfold
And vengence on those who’d forget her.
And for those who missed it, or didnt realise, here’s the complete story, made up of all five of this weeks entries.
There once was a Bayonetta
Worked as a hooker in a VW Jetta
She was generally nailin
In the guise of Ms Palin
And only Tina Fey could have done better.
There once was a gal Bayonetta
Who finally paid off her debtor
she gave up her ways
of taking money for lays
And became a temp writting letters
There once was a Miss Bayonetta
Who dreamed her life could be better
A witch, she became
And sought power and fame
And inspired awe in any who met her
There once was a witch Bayonetta
Who’s enemies were out to get her
To sleep, she was set
A spell to make her forget
And she woke with a pair of Baretta
A hero was born, Bayonetta
Whose story begins, a vendetta
A game to behold
A tale to Unfold
And vengence on those who’d forget her.
While each individual entry probably isnt good enough to win, I hope you enjoyed the narrative.
I know this isn’t an entry cause i’m really not good at these…
PLUS i haven’t been following this competition til now…
But did you win on the Palin one? That one is great! Well done.
+1 to you and i would choose that to win if i were Dave.
No such luck. But I’m not surprised, there are so many high quality entries in this competition.
There once was a girl named Bayonetta
She went to the shops to buy a cornetta,
the Australian summer so hot,
her ice cream did not
survive the blistering weather
There once was a witch, Bayonetta her name
Her demonic hair was her claim to fame
Though rarely they spoke
Unless ’twas a joke
Of her ridiculously oversized… frame
Bayonetta: a woman so grand,
That the gamers felt need to demand,
For Deep Silver to agree
To develop it for Wii
So they all could ‘waggle’ with both hands.
There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Whos competition was harder to win than defeating Hitler,
But just like the Yanks,
Ill keep grinding the cranks,
And hopefully get that game winning letter.
There once was a witch called Bayonetta
Who we would write to with many love letters
Clothed in hair
She would make us stare
That witch we call Bayonetta
There once was a tramp named bayonetta,
Who had hair like a black English Setter
She blew up a farce,
And wiggled her arse,
Letting all kinds of gamers inspect-her! ;)
<3 limmericks
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
who preforms stunts that leaves all in wonder
so don’t be startled by her naked derriere
as your biten by her dragon formed hair
it feels good to nude up when you preform torture
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
She liked to suck off the debt collector
She pulled out a tit
and whipped off her kit
Now he likes her a little better
XD
Hahaha, genius.
*Like Button*
There once was a girl called bayonetta
I swore I’d never forget’er
But when I realised she was bare
Except for her hair
I wish I had never met’er
The wickedly witch Bayonetta
Is mad and she’s comin’ to get ya
But give her a rum
And a slap on the bum
And if lucky you’ll climax together
So it’s my last chance to win Bayonetta
the heroine clad in Hair-leather.
A butt that won’t quit
i’ll buy it, who gives a spit
EB? No, EBAY is much better.
Bayonetta; once a girl was named,
With long hair which couldn’t be tamed,
Dressed in all leather,
A look of come-hither,
‘I LOVE YOU!’ I excitedly proclaimed.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Controlling her movements she’ll let ya,
Do whatever you please,
With pink pistol to the head ease,
You’ll find animated is even better!
Wow, Thanks very much David!
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
With hazel eyes, like autumn weather
Don’t be fooled, by her sexy heel
The pistol attached will make you squeal
And her arse looks sublime in tight leather
Bayonetta is my kind of witch,
always seeming to scratch that itch,
I helped her one day
and I heard her say
“Now you can be my bitch!”
There once was a girl, Bayonetta
A finer looking girl? Never met’er
As I play I will dream
Until my wife she does scream
And in the meantime just aim to play better!
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
She was vain and so easy to flatter
But then she must’ve heard
Actions speak louder than words
Now describing her requires a French letter
There once was a girl named Bayonetta
who did battle with foes in the altogether
people said: ‘girl have some shame’
so she opened their veins
and she entered the fray -hair covered nethers
Bayonetta that sexy witch magician.
The past five days at ten, began the tradition
First read others for insight.
Then brainstorm my own delight.
Will tomorrow be the day I win the last edition?
There once was a women called Bayonetta
Who liked all manner of guns and tight fitting leather
With a quick flick her hair
She catches angels unaware
And we all get to see her without underware
a girl who was named Bayonetta
her name you best not forgetter
she has guns in hand
and on them she stands
she’ll kick in your head and pull the trigger
Well as for that girl Bayonetta
I wrote some limericks about her
I gave it my best
Now surely you jest
that some other f***er will get her