Thanks to Sony, we’re giving 15 Kotaku readers the chance to visit the Sony offices, check out inFamous 2 early and meet one of the game’s developers. The winners of the competition can be found inside.
If you have won, and are able to make the event, please send an email me using this address and I will get back to you with the details. If you have won and are unable to make it, please let me know, so we can choose another winner to go in your place.
Please note that the event takes place in Sony offices, located in Surry Hills in Sydney. The event is happening on Saturday May 7, from 4-6pm. The pass allows you to bring a plus one.
Congratulations to everyone who was chosen – I’ll look forward to meeting you all at the event!
The winners are as follows!
Trjn
One night, after discovering that he was unable to log on to PSN, a young man discovered that he was able to remotely view events through the magical device he used to play video games. He is Mr. Television!
Also, he can shoot lasers out of his eyes.
Don Danbury
Sham Wowman
Abilities: Absorbs water straight out of his enemy’s body’s leaving them in a state of slight dehydration.
Alter ego: Vince Offer
Weakness: Prostitutes
Adam Ruch
My super hero is His Royal Eminence Lord Grumble-Bottom of Glastershire and his super power is blending into crowds of privileged British ponces in order to disrupt weddings and other such functions with mighty blasts of tea-infused flatulence.
He wears a monacle, and may actually be Australian.
Will
The Underwhelmer – he can tie his shoelacers with one hand.
Jamie What?
My superhero is Scagman. He would fly around and save kittens and such like, but he has to have extensive meetings about this before hand. Sometimes they can take 10+ years to come to an agreement. His weakness is Red Tape from his homeworld Canydecide. I hear he also loves poker. But doesn’t know how to play.
Michael Zupecki
Superhero’s name: Middleton.
Power: Magical white dress that can capture an entire planets attention.
Story: Boring peasantry entering an archaic system of sociel hierarchy where she ultimately is hoisted above regular people and held on a pedestal. It’s cliche’d like everything these days, except that this hero is female.
Chris Crowe
Banhammer – Originally from the planet Stepto, Banhammer derives his power from the mystical ‘Book of Enforcement’. His powers are put to use offering mass PWNge to foul mouthed gangs such as ‘D’Modded’ the always hard to find ‘NoClippers’.
However, his true arch nemesis known as “Jtag” was born out of a routine Heat Sink repair procedure that went horribly wrong. Jtag must now spend forever more stealing everything he can from his old emploer, Developer Corp. Jtag operates under the lame persona known as ‘Dr Own Lee Forbackup’. Banhammer’s power and reach grows every single day… “Feel my perma-ban JTAG!!!!!”
FatShady MBA
Elephant in the room man
Has extraordinary size and strength (is also occasionally pink) and is completely unavoidable. His super power is the ability to remain completely undetected in plain sight.
Oh… And he never forgets! *shifty eyes*
Samuel Webster
Aussie man
With the power to down a case of VB in a single sitting, call out dickheads wherever they may roam, and wear a singlet, thongs & a flag cape, and still look a class act.
Robert
Sponger-man! The laziest superheor on the planet who goes state to state, Newstart office to Newstart office, filling in false claims. His side kick is LTU-man (long-term Unempolyed) who spends his Government Handout on Maccas and has six overwight rude kids and a wife that ate one of them because she was too lazy to go to the drive-in! Both have the power of tax-avoidance!
CAPTAIN STALEMATE!
My super hero is called Captain Obvious. His super power is to point out the bleeding obvious. His arch enemy is Captain Oblivious who doesn’t know Captain Obvious is his arch enemy.
Kirby102
Sark Merrels.
Background: Cause he can eat anything. Preferably cheeseburgers.
Ability: You can not out-stare him. He’ll make a cheeseburger out of you.
A. Person
Superhero Name: Shadow Strike
Power: Turns shadows into solid objects which he can manipulate. The objects tend to stick with the basic qualities of the solid object he gets the shadow off. So a sword’s shadow would still be sharp, a large object still heavy etc.
Bukake Kane
Rebecca Black the Banshee
Her annoying and blunt siren ode to Friday and love for even the most mundine of tasks can only be a prelude for the awesomenss that is the weekend…afterall…Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend right?
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun
Perfectly suited for drawing attention, with her song writing skillz and cringe worthy vocal talent. Her knowledge that the weekend is reserved for such awesome events like gaming parties is unparalleled.
For she is Infamous Too !! (Ho ho ho…see what I did there ??)
Louis M
Captain Consensus
In a world of increasing divisions, delusions, finger-pointing and bias one super hero stands alone in the fight for bipartisan non violent resolutions. Whenever progress screeches to a screechy metaphorical halt Captain Consensus bursts into the debate armed to the teeth with weapons of wisdom.
Captain Consensus fires empathy tipped bullets into the face of bigotry, melts away resistance to change with a futurism fueled flamethrower and stabs ignorance in the dick with a household box-cutter.
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