Oh, If Only Portal 2′s Wheatley Had Won A VGA

Portal 2′s Wheatley did not win an award at the Spike VGAs. Mildly disappointing, but then, given the Spike’s themselves are mildly disappointing, I’m not losing much sleep over it.

Eeexxcccceeepppptttt for this. Being a virtual character, Valve had to make his acceptance speech in advance. Just in case he actually won. He didn’t, but the speech exists, and here it is.

If Wheatley Had Won [Rock, Paper, Shotgun]

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(9 Comments)
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    chris

    Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    stephen merchant is amazing!

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    PiMan

    Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 11:41 PM

    That Youtube is just a picture…
    Y U NO embed?

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    name

    Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 11:45 PM

    Jesus Luke, how fucking slow are you?

    This was on GT like a week ago, same with Drake and Marcus Fenix’s acceptance speeches.

    You need to stop getting your sources from other shitty websites

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      Cap'n Crunch

      Friday, December 23, 2011 at 12:17 AM

      Well shit man, not every body has there news trawler raking in articles from every website, I for one had not seen this before and am glad Luke uploaded it, chill down man theres no need to get angry about this sort of stuff, theres a lot more serious things to be angry about.

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        oshtree

        Friday, December 23, 2011 at 12:58 AM

        Your grammar is terrible, and your argument is worse. The bloke makes a great point. Luke’s “articles” are shithouse.

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          SirSplatterfest

          Friday, December 23, 2011 at 4:34 AM

          I hadn’t seen it before either so thumbs up to Luke for putting it up!

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    UberRoxor

    Friday, December 23, 2011 at 2:55 AM

    Best Performance by a Human Male – Stephen Merchant as Wheatley, Portal 2

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      bazuden

      Friday, December 23, 2011 at 8:49 AM

      No way. Mark Hamill as The Joker. Easily the best performance I’ve seen all year, be it film or video game.

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        bazuden

        Friday, December 23, 2011 at 8:51 AM

        And J.K. Simmons would have been my next pick.

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