Dead Space 2 is set for release this coming January, but the demo is currently available for download. Considering that the original was probably one of the best single player experiences of this generation, we totally recommend giving it a bash. And while you're at it, you may as well have a shot at winning a copy of the game when it's released in 2011.
We have five copies up for grabs, and the entry mechanic is simple. You asked for a Haiku competition and by jeebus you're going to get one! We want you to tell us, in Haiku form, how scared/excited/terrified you were when you first played either the original Dead Space, or the Dead Space 2 demo.
Here's my rubbish example.
I open the door, A dead baby eats my face, My pants are soiled.
The five most entertaining/funny/clever entries win the game - leave your Haikus in the comments below and I'll announce the winners next Friday.
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You see my face
You hear me speak out loud
The game is ruined
You tell her play
The Necro jumps out with a fright
Girlfriend hates you
Hear a noise and turn...
They are coming from behind!
Race to dismember.
You thought this would
would move units on the Wii.
Oh the horror!
Dammit haiku fail!
You thought this would
would move units on the
Wii. The horror!
Yeah, I've got nothing.
ROFL!!!!
STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
:p
An empty room,
A presence is felt,
Dead in space.
A haiku is 5,7,5 mate :)
might want to re-do that one :)
5,7,5? So my correction above was wrong as well. That's it! I'm packing up my toys and going home. *runs away crying*
HAW HAW!!
Garment scent, pine fresh.
First fright of Dead Space launch night.
What's that funky smell?
Will have to get the demo now cause I've never played before. Give me a minute.
I gloat about braveness
High-pitched scream at seeing a baby
Friends laugh, head hangs.
Unfortunately, the above is a true story...
Wow, I can't count to save my life. Fixed version:
I gloat about braveness
See baby, high-pitch scream
Friends laugh, head hangs low.
Have another crack
I'm sure you'll get it next time
Hint, The bottom's 5
I don't get it... it is 5 syllables...
Am I missing something? XD
You've got 6,6,5, so you need to tweak those first two lines.
I gloat about braveness - 6 (about and braveness =2 each)
See baby, high-pitch scream - 6
Friends laugh, head hangs low. 5
You want 5,7,5 your close but might have to reword the first line
I gloat in braveness
See baby, high-pitch screaming
Friends laugh, head hangs low.
OK, Now I'm CERTAIN it's right! XD
Thanks guys!
elevator shuts
finally, my heart slows
door opens, bricks are shat
Rattling from the vent
Panicked i blast it away
damn, just the air con...
Annhiliated.
My broken limbs float within
Zero Gravity.
I MEAN ANNIHILATED BLUH
... Damnit.
Fix that last line as...
door opens, shat bricks
A long corridor
I walk down.. nothing happens,
Pause game and change pants.
Darkness all around
Gore splashes onto my face
Get me a tissue
I have a 360 (Not that my pisspoor attempt is gonna win)
The prince of Persia ones were way funnier. Prolly thanks to shirtless Jake!
Played the first Dead Space,
Scared off after one hour,
Two achievements unlocked.
(Kotaku can email me for my Gamertag for proof). :P
the voices of ghosts,
this is a load of barnacles,
still scary though
Abadoned station,
Necromorphs ambush me now,
Damn the vents!
Heart pounds heavily
Skin crawls, breathe halts, blood boils
Shields at forty-nine.
(Reference to 'Don't Get Cocky, Kid' achievement if that wasn't clear)
this
I panic, I run
Corpse wakes up, says hello sir
I jump higher than
Are we allowed multiple entries? If not, I'd like this one to be accepted rather than the other.
Let me try that again >_>
this
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I panic, I run
Corpse wakes up, says hello sir
Jump higher than
Lost in the darkness
You tap me on the shoulder
Embarrassing squeal
floating in space,
dismembered limbs surround,
the church of unitology was wrong.
The light turns on
Your brother starts to talk
Urge to kill, rising...
Necromorphs abound
Playing with my head and heart
Cutter is the key
Oh crap, i have just
shat myself, as i did now fight a
necromorph, i'm dead
Employed at NASA,
Playing the game one weekend,
Resign next Monday.
Have not played this game
Do not wish to pay for it
How bout a free copy
+1
Is this going to be a PC (on Steam) Copy, or an EggsBox 360 / Pee S-Tree copy?
Seconded, CAN he win?
It's quiet out here.
In space, can anybody
hear me scream? Zombie!
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