While You Were Sleeping


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    I had to throw some chicken out of my fridge last night

    it smelled fowl. #dadjokewhileyouweresleeping #occupywhileyouweresleeping #hi @strange #hi @haggis

    I left my wife because she wouldn't stop counting.
    I often wonder what she's up to now.

    #dadjokewhileyouweresleeping #occupywhileyouweresleeping #hi @redartifice

    Last edited 29/01/16 9:14 am

      I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

      I don't know y.

        What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

        A stick.

          I got in a debate with a friend while I was at the orchestra the other week. She was asking whether the string section had violas or violins.

          I told her violins is never the answer #dadjokewhileyouweresleeping #occupywhileyouweresleeping

            What is a Zebra?

            26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. #dadjokewhileyouweresleeping #occupywhileyouweresleeping

            Last edited 29/01/16 10:53 am

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