While You Were Sleeping

6 responses to “While You Were Sleeping”

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   redartifice

   January 29, 2016 at 9:13 am

   I had to throw some chicken out of my fridge last night

   it smelled fowl. #dadjokewhileyouweresleeping #occupywhileyouweresleeping #hi @strange #hi @haggis

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   haggis

   January 29, 2016 at 9:13 am

   I left my wife because she wouldn’t stop counting.
   I often wonder what she’s up to now.

   #dadjokewhileyouweresleeping #occupywhileyouweresleeping #hi @redartifice

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      redartifice

      January 29, 2016 at 9:30 am

      I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

      I don’t know y.

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         haggis

         January 29, 2016 at 9:47 am

         What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

         A stick.

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            redartifice

            January 29, 2016 at 10:41 am

            I got in a debate with a friend while I was at the orchestra the other week. She was asking whether the string section had violas or violins.
            
            I told her violins is never the answer #dadjokewhileyouweresleeping #occupywhileyouweresleeping

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               haggis

               January 29, 2016 at 10:47 am

               What is a Zebra?

               26 sizes larger than an “A” bra. #dadjokewhileyouweresleeping #occupywhileyouweresleeping