Resident Evil 7, As Told By Steam Reviews

Resident Evil 7, As Told By Steam Reviews

Wanna read about a lot of grown men soiling their pants out of fear? Well, check out the Steam reviews for Resident Evil 7.

Resident Evil 7 is scary. Hell, I can hardly stand to look at gifs from it. Players on Steam were quick to note how much this game frightens them, declaring the game a return to form for the franchise. The Baker family, it seems, have made a significant impact on them. Kind of like how a shovel can have a significant impact on your leg!

But even if players are scared shitless, there’s still time to make jokes. You laugh to keep from crying, I guess.

Here’s a look at what players are saying about Resident Evil 7:

You can check out more reviews for Resident Evil 7 here, or read our ongoing “As Told By Steam Reviews” feature here.


  • Well that explains why the Ultra Limited Edition which came with two dozen Depends sold out in minutes, 😛

  • I’m about 2 hours in I found it more humorous than scary so far expecially when the baker fella got in the car and started doing burnouts in the garage lol

  • *shudder*

    … pretty sure I’d shit myself and die like I saw that chick from The Ring if I tried to play this.

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