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Which Video Game Console Is The Horniest?
18Have you ever wondered if there are any life questions that are yet to be put out into the world? I’ve got one for you, but there’s a good chance at least two people have thought about it in their life: which video game console is the horniest one? Why am I writing this, you…
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Using A Steam Deck For 15 Minutes At PAX Has Ruined My Life
The Steam Deck is still not yet available to purchase in Australia. Sure, you can jump through all sorts of hoops to get one sent over from the US, but it’s a whole damn thing that I’m pretty sure involves going into an underground tavern and making a deal with Real World Rumpelstiltskin, who is…
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What Your Favourite Pokemon Type Says About You
There are so many types of people in the world. Some of them are stinky, some of them are rock hard, some of them are outside, and some of them are even wet. The same can also be said about the various Pokémon types. I’ve always believed that I can read people very well. If…
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I Live In Fear Of The McDonald’s Ultimate Gaming Chair
Remember back in the day when our parents would tell us that the only place where we should eat is in the kitchen or the dining room, lest we wish for horrible little cockroaches to sneak into our room and kiss us on the mouth? What if you simply said, “Fuck off!”, and ate a…