If you can manage to sit through this cringe-fest, you’re a much stronger human being than me. This guy, who randomly scrolled through his buddy’s Xbox LIVE list found a girl, and then randomly joins her party to ask her out on a date. It does not end well.
Part of me wonders if the whole thing is an elaborate prank, and I can’t work out who the hell I should be rooting for? The strange guy who randomly finds girls on LIVE and tries to ask them out, or the cruel harlot who recorded the whole conversation and uploaded it onto YouTube.
Either way, this is the epitome of car crash entertainment.
Thanks Michelle!
Matthew Kermeen
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 12:48 PMGuys hit on my wife over Xbox Live all the time, even after she’s told them she’s married and made it clear she’s not interested. She has no problem with being friendly with guys who act flirty as long as they know where to draw the line, but every now and then one goes too far, can’t take a hint, and she has to remove him from her friendslist.
It’s hard for me to feel sympathy for any guy who trawls for sex over Live.
Cannon de Rosnay
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:10 PMI would’ve thought that many guys are just gaming on XBL, but being who they are, just seize on any opportunity to chat up a lady.
But to think there are people who seemingly purposely come on XBL to find a girl who games seems odd and I can’t see how they’d ever be successful.
AnonymousPessimist
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:16 PMAs much as his approach was batshit crazy, I would rather have a partner who games so we have some common interests.
Debs
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 12:57 PMIf this wasn’t fake, then at least she was generally nice. And he probably didn’t realise how creepy he was getting.
Over XBL, guys just shouldn’t if they’ve never encountered the chick before. IRL though, I used to give a guy some credit for having the balls to make an attempt in the first place.
AnonymousPessimist
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 12:57 PMI had to stop watching at 2 minutes 30.
This guy is… incredible.
You have to at least admire his persistence.
mccawsome
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:06 PMThere is a point that persistence turns into weird and creepy and I really think he passed that point here.
AnonymousPessimist
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:14 PMYou can’t make an international restraining order.
He’ll be just fine!
Aaron
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 5:02 PMThat point is immediately following the first no, then it gets Norman Bates-ish.
Steve0410
Thursday, July 14, 2011 at 6:54 PMReminds me of my awkward teen years when I was trying to convince my then-girlfriend to ‘give me a chance.’
I feel so uncomfortable just remembering about that. Only this is 10x creepier.
Chazz
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 12:58 PMHe has to be trolling just in a really weird, ineffective way.
robots
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 at 2:56 PMi thought it was very efficient did you see how annoyed that girl got.
Cody
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 12:58 PMThere’s a lot of weird, lonely guys out there. I see it as a problem with society. They don’t know what to do (especially if they watch movies), so they create all this weird crap.
LOL
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:03 PMThis is why you have the party on private in the first place…
Awnshegh
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:03 PMA guy from my FL decided to hit up one of the girls in my FL. After about 10 minutes of conversation he finally realised the woman he was speaking to was my fifty-something year old mum.
Yes my mum is on XBox Live and yes I wish I had that conversation recorded.
AnonymousPessimist
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:13 PMThat. Is. AWESOME!
GamePlayer
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:03 PMHappened to both my girlfriend and my ex girlfriend on WoW all the time.
…ofcourse, my ex did leave me for a guy she met on WoW – so I guess there is hope for all the sad, lowlifes in the world.
Fenix
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 4:11 PMThat is so shit :(
LDX
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 5:41 PMjake is that you?
Jasonl(blood apathy)
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:03 PMi can not take that seriously, he has to be trolling. lol.
PsyKoMunKy
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:04 PMDon’t think she was a cruel harlot at all – I would’ve been a lot meaner a helluva a lot sooner…
Mark Serrels
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:09 PMYeah – but recording and uploading the thing? Harsh…
Braaains
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:28 PMThink of it as doing him a favour. Now that his wares have been put on display for the whole internet to see, surely he’ll be inundated by chicks on XBL (AMERICAN ones, even) who find themselves irresistably drawn to his suave charms.
Form an orderly queue, ladies – there’s plenty of GroovyLake to go around!
PsyKoMunKy
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:54 PMSure – maybe a little harsh – but the reality is that the sooner there are real life implications for the supposedly anonymous douchery that happens on-line, the quicker some people will start to act like decent members of society whether they be online of offline…
cayal
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 4:39 PMBased on his profile, he is a serial pest (I love girls). She wouldn’t be the first or last to do that.
cayal
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 4:40 PMI mean she wouldn’t be the first or last to have dealt with him.
Braaains
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:05 PMSo… he wants to date her (and travel very long distances to date her) when literally the only thing he knows about her is that she’s female? Now there’s a man who sets the bar high.
Aidan
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:07 PMOh dear.
GamePlayer
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:09 PMI’m adding this dude when I get home, and changing my profile to female.
Dr Nic
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:09 PMI can’t do it. I can’t listen to all of this. It’s… too much. The horror. The horror.
Mark Serrels
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:10 PMAhahahahaha! I stopped around 4 mins.
DeeK
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 2:29 PMWoohoo! I made it to 6 minutes! Do I get a trophy?
Braaains
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 3:10 PMI made it through the entire thing. In one sitting, no breaks.
My cringing muscles are gonna be sore tomorrow…
Mark Duval
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 4:01 PMYou can an achievement. It’s xbox live :p
Mark Duval
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 4:10 PMOh. I omitted a verb there. Oops.
mattroe
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 4:33 PMI hate it when I verbs.
Jim
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 8:58 PMI accidentally the whole video! :(
ShiggyNinty
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:09 PMGod that was awkward.
Andrew Burdusel
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:13 PMLadies man
Heath
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:14 PMHilarious and creepy.
Trjn
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:14 PMI can’t bring myself to watch this.
Marty
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:16 PMstarted skipping around after 1:30… so bazaar!! best bit is her idea about a web cam meal together over skype lol
masha2932
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 6:33 PMWow. I hope you don’t mind but i visited your site and your designs are pretty impressive.
Was this a company effort or did you do them on your own?
The PS3 experience is my favourite its very reminicent of the PS2 intro sequence and menu screens. I’m imagining it as what the XMB would have looked like had sony used the ps2 template on the ps3.
Wooter
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:19 PMAnd this is why I use PSN. :p
HotDamn!
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:21 PMThis guy can’t be serious.
Azman
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:29 PMDid anyone hear that plane crash?
Dr_Stef
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:32 PM19′s the 2nd line!!!!!!!! lolololololol
Sleeper
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:37 PMI feel sorry for the middle guy.
Third wheel much.
MrTaco
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 2:25 PMI dunno, he seemed to be enjoying himself :P
DENAz
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:37 PMlolz that is so awesome!
Felt kinda of awkward during that conversation