This Nintendo Patent Looks Completely Bizarre

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Just because Nintendo creates a patent for something, it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s going to create the thing — I expect this might be the case with this completely bizarre Wii controller add-on, which looks like a periscope, or something Peter Venkman might use to, um… bust ghosts?

According to The Verge, that thing on top is apparently some form of touch screen interface, which uses infrared LED and mirrors to transfer the position of the users fingers to the Wii’s IR sensor. The Verge suggests it might be a way for two players to use touch screens for the upcoming Wii U, but to be honest we have no earthly idea what it might be used for.

Nintendo patent application shows a touchpad rigged to the Wii Remote [The Verge]

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    Lobo

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Perhaps it’s nintendo’s new kitchen peripheral. Looks like it could grind parsley or some hard cheeses.

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      warcroft

      Monday, November 7, 2011 at 12:44 PM

      Or something of the herbal variety.

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    Marathon

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    This looks like a new idea for a Kotaku Aus competition. Instead of screenshots, put up a patent image like this and let the community try and guess what’s it for and which company copywrited it.

    Guess for this one… maybe a dodgy handheld gun for a remake of Duck Hunt?

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      TSH

      Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:35 AM

      THIS. NAO.

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    Mopster

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    Looks like a garlic crusher!

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      EnjoyMedway

      Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:01 AM

      Or a Woodchipper. Maybe Garlic is the new game cartridge? The clove is processed into data and stored inside a bottle on the console itself?

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    Chazz

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    Motion tracker peripheral for Colonial Marines?

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    Dan

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    Luigi’s Mansion on Wii U perhaps..

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    Doss

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    looks like screen add on for wiimote, maybe for use with Wii U instead of their other screenamajiggy.

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    harrison

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    definetely the track for a new holographic tron-ish game :D

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    Ynefel

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    One Wii one cup?

    [awkward silence]

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    MrTaco

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    Steel Diver Wii.

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    J3ST3R

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Looks like something you could put ingredients in to weigh like kitchen scales, possibly cooking mama type game peripheral.

    or possibly Wii Play-doh peripheral to make Nintendo Spaghetti strands/Hair.

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    Unicron

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    It looks exactly like a mouli that one uses to grind up their ‘personal vegetables’

    The Nintendo WiiD muncher.

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    thxultra

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    Thats obviously the Wii-pipe – for GTAV

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    Wackojacko10101

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    it kinda looks like a device to change the way you hold it. so instead of pointing it at the TV you could hold it vertically, for people with wrist issues.

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    Dave

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    It looks like a mouse trackpad

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    matt

    Monday, November 7, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    It looks like a muller to me.

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    BR!4N

    Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 3:52 AM

    Some weird microphone?

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    Doraiya

    Tuesday, November 8, 2011 at 5:48 AM

    Nintendo might not be so financially screwed if they stop designing rediculous addons and focused on actually making games.

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