In Real Life

While You Were Sleeping

Wake up! Or don’t wake up. This is the holidays. You should be in bed. But if you are at work, I salute you. I know your pain. My wife is currently snoozing it up while I’m hammering away at this keyboard like a dummy! Let’s do a quick wrap up of the news and stuff…

I went to watch The Hobbit last night at the cinema and I actually, literally fell asleep for roughly 90 minutes of it. That isn’t necessarily an indication that I hated it or anything — I was just really tired. Anyway — did you know the Soviets made a Hobbit movie in 1985? I didn’t. But they did. And it was so bad it was incredible.

But yeah, that’s not really game news. Not really. This is: it looks as though BLizzard has axed Diablo III’s Team Deathmatch mode.

This is cool, and it gives the Nintendo 64 kid a run for his money. Now we have a Wii U kid losing his mind on Christmas day. Some people find these vids obnoxious, but I really like them. I remember how excited I used to get for Christmas. Finally — this is Finger Tied. It’s like naked Twister you play with your hands.

In Short
Blizzard Axes Diablo III’s Team Deathmatch PVP Mode
The Soviets Made A Hobbit Movie In 1985. It’s So Terrible It’s Incredible
Wii U Kid Gives Nintendo 64 Kid A Run For His Money
Finger Tied Is Like A Game Of Naked Twister You Play With Your Hands

Have you subscribed to Kotaku Australia's email newsletter? You can also follow us on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.

Trending Stories Right Now