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REO Speedwagon: The Game: No This Is Not A Joke
10:30PM Luke Plunkett | An REO Speedwagon game. Mull that sentence over for a while, and your mind darts between reactions. Namely, from amused, to confused, to bewildered, then back to amused, via a short stop-over utter disbelief. More »
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Fifty Bucks And A Meal Spins Your Wedding Reception, DJ Hero-Style
1:40PM Owen Good | It’s hilarious this dude’s in North Carolina, because every Baptist wedding reception I ever attended in my home state involved “Electric Slide”, which is not included in DJ Hero. Nor, for that matter, is the small dish of butter mints. More »
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10:00AM David Wildgoose | So, honey, you’ve already got that dahhhling handbag, but what about your hair? Fortunately Nintendo Australia is on hand to help you out. More »
Nintendo’s Hairbrained DS Marketing Campaign
10:00AM David Wildgoose | So, honey, you’ve already got that dahhhling handbag, but what about your hair? Fortunately Nintendo Australia is on hand to help you out. More »
Culture
No Mercy In Left 4 Dead Hospital “Reviews”
12:30PM Owen Good | Mercy. The hospital in Left 4 Dead’s “No Mercy” campaign, and the name of a real one in Pittsburgh. And Louis, Zoey, Francis and Bill are sowing panic about its conditions, the access to medication, and patients you’ll find there. More »
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Sega’s Office Prank Doesn’t Think Too Much Of Game Informer
3:30PM Owen Good | Jen Groeling went off on a two-week vacation and came back to find her cube at Sega cordoned with plastic wrap and filled with about a zillion pages from Game Informer magazines. See for yourself in this video. More »
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12:00PM David Wildgoose | Everything about Miami Shark is so perfectly, exquisitely, preposterous, it could well be the finest game ever made. More »
LunchTimeWaster: Watch A Shark Eat A Plane
12:00PM David Wildgoose | Everything about Miami Shark is so perfectly, exquisitely, preposterous, it could well be the finest game ever made. More »
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Newspaper Predicts Bad Things From Modern Warfare 2 Goggle Users
11:40AM Stephen Totilo | Sourcing Internet forums, the UK’s Daily Star informed the world Sunday that the game you may be buying next month has been dubbed “Modern Warfare 2: Peeping Tom Edition”. More »
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NSFW: Topless Weirdo Shows Off His Neo-Geo Collection
12:00PM Owen Good | My only coherent reaction is, “I didn’t know the Pet Shop Boys covered ‘Where the Streets Have No Name.’” Warning: man-ass at 1:24; nipple play at 2:21. Definitely NSFW. Same for the pics the Neo-Geo forum found, too. More »
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Toad’s Gay? Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That …
4:30PM Owen Good | Brentalfloss is back at it again, discovering clues to Toad’s sexual orientation in the lyrics to the Super Mario Bros. 2. Or at least the ones he made up for it. More »
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