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Game Damage Trailer May Spoil Upcoming Games TV Series

9:00AM David Wildgoose
Game Damage is a show about games, featuring Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw (of Zero Punctuation fame) and Australian Gamer’s Yug and Matt. It hasn’t started yet, but here’s a trailer for the upcoming series. More »

EA Bring Family Game Night To Xbox Live

12:20AM Mike Fahey | EA continues its onslaught of Hasbro titles this spring autumn as the company reveals plans to flood Xbox Live Arcade with classic board games via the Hasbro Family Game Night channel. More »
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Yahtzee Damages Games, With Friends, In Front of a Camera

7:40AM Brian Crecente | I have been an on-again and off-again fan of Yahtzee’s cutting comedic game reviews since they first hit scene. More »

Zero Punctuation Reviews E3 ’08’s Trailers

11:00AM Michael McWhertor | When Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw isn’t reviewing video games like Age of Conan or Alone in the Dark, he’s meeting his contractual obligations with The Escapist, weighing in on things like trailers shown at E3. In four minutes and forty seconds, Yahtzee picks apart non-playable previews for games like Prince of Persia, Final Fantasy XIII, Resident Evil 5 and Fallout 3 with sexy results. Actually, that should’ve been hilarious results. We were still thinking about the pus covered roulette wheel and anal shielding imagery from this episode. Two of our choicest fetishes! Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park [The Escapist] More »

EA Brings Back Family Game Night

12:00AM Mike Fahey | Back when I was growing up, just about every family I knew had a closet full of tattered board games, ready at a moment’s notice should said family come dangerously close to just quietly sitting and enjoying each other’s company. Now EA introduces the 21st century version of said dusty closet, Hasbro Family Game Night for the Nintendo Wii and PlayStation 2. The title contains a nice selection of six big-name board game favourites – Battleship, Yahtzee, Boggle, Connect Four, Sorry!, and the all-new Sorry! Sliders, each with its own twist for fresh gameplay. Connect Four gets power chips, Bobble gets portal cubes, etc. As a special added bonus, each game is hosted by Mr. Potato Head. Apparently we needed a host, and he was available. If you ever wanted to get you parents into gaming, Hasbro Family Game Night will probably be your best chance when it comes out this Fall.

Zero Punctuation Takes On You

11:00AM Mike Fahey | Apparently Yahtzee’s review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl received so much negative response that he decided to dedicate this week’s Zero Punctuation to you, his viewing public. More specifically, the members of his viewing public that saw fit to bombard him with letters about how wrong he was about his review. This sort of thing always amuses the hell out of me as you cannot tell someone that their opinion is wrong. You can try to change their opinion, but an opinion cannot technically be incorrect. You can disagree til the cows come home, but then why the hell are you living with cows? Exactly. I especially like the letter that asks how he can call them game reviews without a numerical score. How indeed. More »

Zero Punctuation Reviews Condemned 2 (And Indigo Prophecy)

5:30AM Mark Wilson | This week, Yahtzee officially reviews Condemned 2. And that’s great. But then, in the heat of passion, he breaks into a mini-review of Indigo Prophecy. Plus, if you really think about it, there’s actually a good amount of rhetoric on the original Condemned, too. So you are actually getting like 2 to 2 1/2 Zero Punctuations this week. And it’s all coming at you for a low, low price of just $US 100 an episode. Oh, didn’t you know? Then you’re fucked, man. But at least you get some steak knives (for only $US 8.95 S/H). Zero Punctuation: Condemned 2: Bloodshot [The Escpaist] More »

Hear Yatzhee Not Making Fun Of Games, But Still Talking About Them

11:30AM Logan Booker | Australian Gamer’s latest podcast features the comedic English tones of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw, the man behind the ever-hilarious Zero Punctuation game reviews. If you feel like listening to Ben engage in regular conversation with – gasp – other people, hit the link below for a 16MB MP3 containing just this. Australian Gamer Podcast 117 [Australian Gamer, thanks Liam] More »

Zero Punctuation On Army Of Two

6:20AM Mike Fahey | While I had previously thought that Yahtzee might be slowly losing his touch, this week’s Zero Punctuation on Army of Two actually made me laugh out loud in several spaces, though that could be whatever illness is currently ravaging my body (I suspect scurvy). It actually plays out a lot like Crecente’s review of the game, with the exception that Crecente loved the weapons customisation, which in Yahtzee’s eyes makes him a…you know, I’m pretty sure completing that sentence isn’t conducive to being employed, so I shall just leave it at that. Zero Punctuation on Army of Two [the escapist] More »

Zero Punctuation Plus A Touching Love Story

5:20AM Mike Fahey | This week Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw of X-Play fame takes a look at SimCity Societies and doesn’t quite like it, coming to the conclusion that drawing your own city in MS Paint would be a more fulfilling experience – but that’s not important. What is important is the touching story of love and loss that follows the review, featuring characters from Valve’s Team Fortress 2 and a musak version of “Up Where We Belong” from 1983’s An Officer and a Gentlemen. It’ll bring a tear to your eye. Share it with someone you love this Valentine’s Day. Zero Punctuation [the escapist] More »