In Real Life

Tell Us Dammit: What Did You Get For Christmas?

I’m old and I have a baby on the way, so Christmas for me is now about stuff like socks and maybe a box of chocolates if I’m lucky, but what did you guys and girls get? Anything good?

I got a pretty cool pair of lightweight climbing trousers. I know, it sounds weird. Can’t you just climb in anything? Yes, you can. But you won’t look anywhere near as cool. And you won’t be super light. Those 300 grams count! They all count!

I also got a pretty swish manual juicer thing that I’m going to make pasta sauce with.

I received precisely zero video game related stuff — mainly because people are way too scared to buy me game stuff in case I already have it! Probably a safe call actually…

What did you all get for Christmas?

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