All last week we were giving away copies of the Tekken 6 Arcade Stick Edition on Xbox 360. To win, you had to write a Tekken-themed haiku. Let’s find out who wrote the best ones.
And here are the daily winners.
Monday‘s winner is Tomasz, who made this brave admission:
Tekken with my bro;
He sat on the controller.
His ass cheeks beat me.
Tuesday’s winner is James, who pays tribute to his favourite Jackie Chan lookalike:
Play dead on the floor
Snake to crane, crane to panther
Lei, drunken master
Wednesday’s winner is jawbreaker982, for this tragic tale:
Circuits fried. Small fire.
Turns out I can’t build my own.
Really need that stick.
Thursday’s winner is Parabol, who speaks nothing but the truth:
she has chainsaw hands,
jet pack rocket wings and boobs,
no way she can lose.
Friday‘s winner is Lance McDonald, who made me a little sick in my mouth:
Wow, look at those boobs,
Biggest so far in Tekken,
Oh, Bob, I love you.
Congratulations everyone. I’ll be in touch later today to organise delivery of your prize.