2014 was a weird, wooly year for video games. The big new consoles were finding their feet, and most of the games we were expecting to play got pushed back to next year. Some of the ones that did come out were great, but others, well... weren't as great.
As has become a tradition here at Kotaku, today we'll be listing the biggest video game disappointments of 2014. (Here's 2012's list, and here's 2013.) As in past years, I've compiled this list with contributions from our entire staff, and they're presented in no particular order. Noteworthy: We're not furious about all of these things or anything — a lot of entries on this list are simply things we hoped would be better than they wound up being.
Also, as with past years, we'll be countering all this negativity with a list of the best surprises of 2014 in the next few days. For now, however: Sadness! Regret! Broken promises! Here we go.
Hey, we get it. Games are huge and difficult to make, and sometimes they launch with a little missing polish. We don't think our expectations in this regard are unreasonable: Online launches are usually rocky, and it's actually a good thing that a game can be polished and improved after launch. All the same, 2014 set a new low standard for buggy, poorly optimised, and sometimes flat-out broken games.
Halo: The Master Chief Collection, Driveclub, Assassin's Creed: Unity, the PC versions of Advanced Warfare and Watch Dogs… the list goes on. Some of those games were eventually improved by post-release patches. Some of them, most notably Master Chief Collection, suffered (or still suffer!) from problems long after their release. It sucks, flat-out. New video games shouldn't be so broken. Big-budget publishers lost a lot of faith this year, and a wise consumer would take every promise about next year's games with a raised eyebrow and a fistful of salt. Wait until a game comes out, and wait to see if it works well. Stop pre-ordering. And to video game publishers: Get your shit together and quit selling us busted games.
Assassin's Creed Unity
Assassin's Creed Unity made a lot of promises. It was the first major new-gen-only game from a third party publisher, not only with updated visuals, but with enhanced design and a previously unprecedented level of detail in its depiction of revolutionary Paris. What a shame, then, that the final game wasn't just a technical mess — it was a mess as a game, too. While Unity's most-discussed problems mostly involve frame-rate and crowd density, the fact remains that it was a poorly designed, microtransaction-peddling, dull game that fell far short of the standard set by its predecessors.
The PS4's Software
When the PlayStation 4 launched, there was something admirable about its stripped-down operating system. Just the games, man. Nothing fancy, just a long bar of applications, with some ancillary stuff underneath. Now, more than a year later, the PS4's software situation feels like more of an issue. The console is lacking basic features like an easily browsable game library, or the promised suspend/resume system. It's far too difficult to tweak settings, and many functions are buried in counterintuitive places. The console still lacks DLNA streaming support, and there's still no HBO Go app, though both are expected to arrive… sometime.
There are lots of straight-up problems too — the 2.00 software launch was an embarrassment, causing systems to hard-lock when put to sleep and causing other smaller, aggravating issues. PlayStation Network seems to suffer from regular outages, which is an increasingly big deal in an era of always-online games. The PS4 is a fine machine, and some of Sony's more experimental software ideas — things like Share Play and Remote Play — are really cool. All the same, Sony needs to get their console's software fundamentals up to scratch.
Rise of the Tomb Raider is a timed Xbox Exclusive
Just when we thought we were beginning to leave The Era of the Third-Party Exclusive behind, Microsoft and Square Enix announced that 2015's Rise of the Tomb Raider would be a timed Xbox exclusive. Nice for Xbox fans, but for a big, multi-platform (at this point) series like Tomb Raider to suddenly announce that most people won't be able to play the newest entry (at least at first), is a drag. We had hoped things were moving in the other direction. Sony played this timed-exclusive game, too, and Xbox Destiny players are all the poorer for it. (Note: Some of you have pointed out other crappy exclusive deals, most notably the fact that Street Fighter V is coming to PC and PS4 but not Xbox One. We agree, that sucks too!)
Final Fantasy VII is Coming to PS4!
This one's fresh, so it still hurts. Partway through a December PlayStation Event, Final Fantasy producer Shinji Hashimoto took the stage. The Final Fantasy VII logo appeared on the screen behind him. The crowd gasped. FFVII on PS4! Could this be... are we really getting a remake? Is Square Enix going to deliver the most-requested remaster in history? Well… no. Turns out they're porting the old PC version of the game over to PS4. That's it. I've never seen hype whiplash so extreme.
Believe it or not, we like lots of Ubisoft games. But this year, man, some of their biggest efforts just bummed us out. If Watch Dogs had been made by some lesser-known studio, with minimal pre-release hype, would it have gotten as negative a reaction as it did? Probably not. From its showstopping 2012 E3 appearance, Watch Dogs' narrative was set in stone: This was a turning point, the next-gen game that would show us what our new consoles would do. This was going to be different. Welcome to the future.
The final game was… well, it had some good ideas. Some very good ideas, even. But it was such a mess, in general. Its interesting ideas — like camera hacking and control over a city's power grid — felt half-assed, hastily balanced on top of a pile of unnecessary stuff lifted from Grand Theft Auto. Its story was drab and forgettable, its hero even more so. It treated women poorly and people of colour even worse, while shying away from the hot-button topics it purported to address. Even the game's atmosphere and visuals, which so stole everyone's imaginations during its E3 debut, were watered down to the point where the finished game was often downright ugly, and even the PC version needed the help of modders. Watch Dogs had enough good ideas for a superior follow-up, and given Ubisoft's penchant for serialization, we'll doubtless get one. Unfortunately, the game we got this year was a real letdown.
Sony's proposed solution to the PS4's lack of backwards compatibility, to let us stream games from older systems directly to our PS4 and Vita, sounds ok on paper. But there's a catch: You have to rent games individually, and the prices to do so were ridiculous at launch. While prices have lowered somewhat since then, they remain far too high. Who on earth wants to pay $US30 to rent a digital game for a limited period of time? Why should anyone who owns these games on older systems pay for the temporary (temporary!) privilege of streaming them to a PS4? PlayStation Now was already an imperfect solution, and the audacity of Sony's pricing model is just insulting.
"Rich, cinematic storytelling," promises the back of the Destiny box. And that's kind of what we were expecting — a game with an enjoyable story to match all that lovely music and beautiful art. These were the same people who made Halo, after all. Surely we'll at least get a popcorn-y sci-fi yarn, right? Well… no. As it turns out, Destiny's story was a hilarious mess, and not in a good way. Half of it was hidden in Grimore Cards that could only be read outside the game. The other half was spooled out in hasty loading screen voiceover or impenetrable cutscenes in which new characters would arrive, say something vague, and vanish, never to return again. What is The Darkness? How does it relate to these aliens we keep killing? What's the deal with the Awoken queen? For that matter, what is the deal with any of these people, what drives them, who am I doing all this fighting for, and why?
"I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain," says a character, famously, at one point in the game. Her name is "The Stranger," and in the game's final cutscene she gives you a gun and bails. I've watched her give me that gun more than half a dozen times now; at this point I'd rather she took five minutes to tell me what the fuck is going on.
This year, EA had a notion to start a Netflix-like subscription service that gives players access to its games for a flat monthly fee. That sounds like a neat idea, but unfortunately, EA Access doesn't really live up to the Netflix comparison. For $US4.99 a month, or roughly the cost of a full-priced game per year, you get access to a pretty small list of games, most of which are pretty old. You get a 10% discount on EA games, though you'd need to buy a lot of those for the service to pay for itself. New, big-ticket games are nowhere to be seen, with Dragon Age: Inquisition getting a limited early demo and Titanfall specifically "excluded from all EA Access features" per the service's fine print. On top of all that, EA Access is only on Xbox One. It really is a good idea, but in its first incarnation, it's not exactly the all-you-can-play buffet we'd hope to see from a major publisher's subscription service.
Titanfall Burns Bright and Fades Away
We were all excited for Titanfall. Turns out, we had good reason to be — the game came out, and it was a hell of a lot of fun. We played the heck out of it for a few weeks, and had a blast. And then… well, we kinda just stopped playing. Based on a poll we did a little while back, a lot of you did, too. The game had a lot going for it: Great level design, smooth controls, huge robots. It just didn't have that stickiness to keep us playing, which for a multiplayer-only game can be a real killer. These days, it can be hard to find people to play with, and some of the matchmaking lobbies feel like ghost towns. The addition of a co-op horde mode came a bit too late, and most people were already off playing other games. Rarely has a good game burned so brightly and faded so quickly.
Xbox One Still Doesn't Have a Screenshot Button
It may seem like a little thing, but it isn't. The PS4's dedicated screenshot button has proven to be one of the console's neatest, most useful new features, and makes games feel more social and sharable in precisely the way console manufacturers are always promising. A lot of us constantly use it, and as games continue to include niftyphotomodes, it seems like a safe bet that we'll be using it even more. (And, yes, we know Nintendo systems support screenshots in a variety of ways, too.) The Xbox One's lack of a comparable function is increasingly glaring — games like Shadow of Mordor might add a neat 360-degree photo mode, but in order to get a screenshot, Xbox One users have to go through a convoluted process of capturing a video, exporting it, and grabbing a screenshot using software on their PC. It's rarely worth the hassle, and Xbox One users are missing out as a result.
Few names in video games are more storied than Thief. The series more or less invented the stealth-simulation genre back in the 90s, and after a decline in quality over the years, felt ripe for a triumphant reboot. When word arrived that a new Thief game was being made by Eidos Montreal, the same studio responsible for the terrific Deus Ex: Human Revolution, we were psyched. But when the game came out, it was a real stinker, earning a place among the year's worst. How did it all go so wrong? Rumours and reports suggest the game's development was deeply troubled, with constant changes in personnel and leadership resulting in a project with no clear direction. Whatever happened, Thief was a woeful disappointment. Garrett deserved better.
Our Tiny, Tiny Hard Drives
When the PS4, Wii U and Xbox One launched, people were understandably a little bit nervous about hard drive space. 500GB (or 32GB for the bigger Wii U) just didn't seem like a lot of room, particularly considering how games keep getting bigger as they get more elaborate. Turns out… yep! That's not enough room. Just a year into each console's lifespan, most of us have completely run out of space. There are solutions for this, of course — you can install a bigger hard drive in your PS4 or use an external USB drive with your Xbox One or Wii U. All the same, we just got these things — would a terabyte have been too much to hope for?
Sony's Fall Games Lineup
Sony's PS4 built up a huge head of steam over the year, handily outselling its competitors and earning generally positive buzz. And then the fall arrived, and… well, the games just weren't that exciting. Oh, sure, there were plenty of good cross-platform, cross-gen games like Shadow of Mordor, Destiny, and Far Cry 4. But where were the big Sony exclusives? Where were the games that showed off what the PS4 could really do? The biggest planned exclusive, The Order: 1886, was delayed into next year. The other one, Driveclub, was a niche driving game to begin with, and it launched with a raft of connectivity problems. That all left the PS4 without a big tentpole game to call its own. Of course, it's better to delay games than to release them broken and unfinished. All the same, it was difficult to look at the PS4's fall lineup and not feel like something was missing.
Hey, remember Steam Machines? They were going to be so cool! Valve was getting into hardware! They had this weird new controller, and a new operating system, and were sending out super powerful mini-PCs to people to test. Truly, a new era of PC gaming was upon us.
Ah, but was it really? From the start, it hasn't been all that clear what a "Steam Machine" really is. It's a PC, designed to fit comfortably in the living room, and somehow affiliated or branded with Valve. What makes a Steam Machine a Steam Machine, rather than a boutique PC running Valve software?
When Valve hosted a Steam Machine unveiling at last year's CES, things didn't get much clearer. Here were 13 custom PCs made by well-known companies like Alienware and Gigabyte. They were basically just living-room PCs. Valve's new prototype Steam controller was strange, and certainly compelling, but its wide release has been delayed and it remains unclear whether the final controller will look like the prototypes. SteamOS seems cool enough, but it can run on the PC you already have.
The whole thing feels kind of like an experiment in progress, and it's not clear what Valve is actually attempting to do. Was this whole thing just a test balloon, or a halfhearted initiative that will eventually be set aside? Possibly. Will Valve deliver on the concept next year and finally see it through to some sort of exciting conclusion? Maybe. For now, we'll just stick with our regular old PCs, thanks.
Those are our disappointments, but I'm sure you all had your own. Let us know what disappointed you most this year in the comments below, and if one of your disappointments is "Kotaku," well, sorry! We'll try to do better next year.
We'll be back soon with our list of the Best Surprises of 2014, and everything will be sunshine and rainbows once more.