You're just waking up. You slept through the Microsoft E3 conference. You need to know stuff. We've got you covered. Halo, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. We've got it all here for you and more. Brace yourself: there was a lot of stuff.
The Halo HD Collection Is Real, Comes With Halo 5 Beta This is a truly incredible package.
Assassin's Creed Unity Is Next Gen Only, Will Have 4-Player Co-op I don't know if Assassin's really needs co-op, but those massive crowds. Whoa...
Sunset Overdrive Comes Out October 28 Best trailer of the conference. Easily.
Five Minutes Of The Division's Snazzy Multiplayer Still looks pretty fancy.
New Tomb Raider Is Coming To Xbox One Terrible dialogue. Somehow still interested.
Hell Yes, Phantom Dust Is Coming Back People went a bit crazy for this announcement.
Platinum Games Scalebound Is Coming To Xbox One I will inhale whatever Platinum create.
New Crackdown Goes Multiplayer In A Big Way Good timing for this I think.
Bleak Dystopian Inside Comes To Xbox One In Early 2015 From the creators of Limbo...
Conker Is Coming Back In Project Spark This makes zero sense.
The Next Forza Horizon Hits On Sept 30 Sooner than I expected.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare Barely Looks Like It Happens On Earth Surprisingly interesting.